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o illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

32. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

33. If you’re in France and you order toast, do you get toast or French toast?

34. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

35. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

36. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?  Does old sour cream go good?

37. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

38. Is there another word for synonym?

39. If a cow laughs, does milk come out it’s nose?

40. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

41. If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make it stick to the pan?

42. If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?

43. Why don’t psychics predict the winning lottery numbers and retire?

44. If you hate all prejudice people, are you a hypoocrite?

45. Why do they call them apartments, when they’re all together?

46. Who was the idiot that decided to put an “s” in the word lisp?

47. Why is the word for “a fear of long words” so long? (Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia)

48. Where does your lap go when you stand up?

49. If instant oatmeal is instant, then why does it take 1 to 2 minutes to cook in the microwave?

50. You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can’t you be simply whelmed?

51. Why is it that when the batteries in your remote control wear out you just push the buttons harder?

52. Can fat people go skinny dipping?

53. Why do they use artificial lemon juice in bottled lemon juice and use real lemon juice in dish soap?

54. Why don’t they make the entire airplane out of the same material that the indestructible black box is made of?

55. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

56. If a cannibal ate a clown, would it taste funny?

57. If you try to fail, and you fail, have you succeeded or failed?

58. Why are boxing rings square?

59. If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

60. Shouldn’t the opposite of shut
32. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

33. If you’re in France and you order toast, do you get toast or French toast?

34. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

35. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

36. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?  Does old sour cream go good?

37. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

38. Is there another word for synonym?

39. If a cow laughs, does milk come out it’s nose?

40. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

41. If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make it stick to the pan?

42. If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?

43. Why don’t psychics predict the winning lottery numbers and retire?

44. If you hate all prejudice people, are you a hypoocrite?

45. Why do they call them apartments, when they’re all together?

46. Who was the idiot that decided to put an “s” in the word lisp?

47. Why is the word for “a fear of long words” so long? (Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia)

48. Where does your lap go when you stand up?

49. If instant oatmeal is instant, then why does it take 1 to 2 minutes to cook in the microwave?

50. You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can’t you be simply whelmed?

51. Why is it that when the batteries in your remote control wear out you just push the buttons harder?

52. Can fat people go skinny dipping?

53. Why do they use artificial lemon juice in bottled lemon juice and use real lemon juice in dish soap?

54. Why don’t they make the entire airplane out of the same material that the indestructible black box is made of?

55. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

56. If a cannibal ate a clown, would it taste funny?

57. If you try to fail, and you fail, have you succeeded or failed?

58. Why are boxing rings square?

59. If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

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