General

….and more

Don’t go away mad, just go away!

We’re having creative differences. I’m creative, you’re
different

Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!

Don’t talk about yourself so much… we’ll do that when you leave.

I’d like to see things your way, but I’m not sure if I can
stick my head that far up my ass.

What is your worst sin? “My vanity. I spend hours before the
mirror admiring my beauty.”—– That isn’t vanity, dear, that’s imagination.

If your parents got a divorce would they still be brother
and sister?

I before E except after C. We live in a weird society!

Alex, I’ll take ‘Things Only I Know’ for $200″

It’s a beautiful world but everyone’s insane.”

Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls
live?

*Dont drink and drive u might spill your beer*

* Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the
dark cause

children*~

Winning is not everything. It’s the only thing

If your not wasted, the day is!

“I majored in one of the liberal arts; will that be for
here or to go?”

“my heart is broke but I have some glue”

“we can get high and float on clouds then we’ll come
down and have a hangover”

TV SHOWS DO NOT INFLUENCE VIOLENCE. CANCELING TV SHOWS DOES!

..Because I cannot stop for death.. he’ll kindly stop for me

It’s not that I don’t like you! It’s just that when I’m not
behind the mic I’m a person just like you! A man talks dirty to a women and its
sexual harassement. A women talks dirty to a man and its $3.95 a min. “Drug
laws create criminals”

Your friends are worth more than you think–$7.99 at least!

Guys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken
and the rest are handicap!

“Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so
much.”

“If you need space, join NASA, baby”

Its not an attitude ,its the way I am

If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would
swim to the bottom and never come up.

But since the ocean isnt vodka and Im not a duck, Just hand
me the bottle and shut the fuck up.

If you need a nickel … I’ll give you a dime. If you need a
man Bitch don’t Fuck with mine!!

If Lifes a waste of time & time’s a waste of life, then
lets get wasted & have the time our life!!

“You don’t have to be a master chef to know if the soup
is good.

Whats shakin’ you fine piece of bacon~!!

Hope ya enjoyed that~ I love quotes lol!

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