General

Just a few smiles

I’m not a blonde! I’m knot! I’m knot! I’m knot!

East to the Sea, West to the Lands, Death to the girl who touches my Man!

I Know I’m Not Perfect, but I’m So Close it scares me~! ~

I smile because I have no idea what is going on

*See my halo* *Bright n shiny* *Mess w/me* *I’ll kick your hiney*

I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own

****I’m not weird! I’m gifted****

You’re only bad if you’re caught… So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!

He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw

~What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!

**Friends don’t let friends drink and take home ugly men**

**I ran into my ex the other day…. Put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN! **

IF YOU HATE ME, I LOVE YOU TOO IT ISN’T MY FAULT IM CUTER THAN YOU ARE

CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY “I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE”

Officer , I swear to drunk Im not God!

*~*I had a dream that I still loved u *~* I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING

 Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his or her shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

Hooked on funks worked far me, Kant cha tell?

NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX ARE WE?

DON’T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE

Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into the nearest tree!

If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

Success comes before work… only in the dictionary

If your happy and you know it …get out of my house

~*Never fight with an ugly person~*~they have nothing to loose! *~

Happy april fool’s day…

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