A lexiphile is a

          lover of words; one who is fascinated by words and language.

Example of a lexiphile’s play :  A  dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and  nail.

Read on :

To write with a broken pencil is  pointless.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes  take debate..

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles,  U.C.L.A.

The professor discovered that her theory of  earthquakes was on shaky ground.

The batteries were given out free of charge.

A will is a dead giveaway.

If you don’t pay your exorcist, you can get  repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and  I’ll show you A-flat miner.

You are stuck with your debt if you can’t  budge it..

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve  seen a mall.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting arest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He’s allright now

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

In a democracy it’s  your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

 The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully  recovered.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.

Sometimes I get my tongue over my eyetooth and can’t see what I’m saying.

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