*Sarcastic Quotes!*

 Ok we have all had enough of the serious quotes, no it is time for some fun!! Sarcasm yayayaya.. 

No one is a virgin, the world screws us all”

Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow”

!~!~I tried sniffing coke, but the Ice Cubes got stuck in my nose !~!~!~ (humor here — so laugh)

If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don’t get asked to do it again.”

“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.”-

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.

Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.

I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like you”

“Don’t talk to me, when I’m talking to myself”

“Home isn’t where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in”

“We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus”

“You can’t make someone love you. All you can do is

stalk them & hope they panic & give in.”

“You shouldn’t compare yourself to others they are more screwed up than you think.”

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