Ok we have all had enough of the serious quotes, no it is time for some fun!! Sarcasm yayayaya..
No one is a virgin, the world screws us all”
Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow”
!~!~I tried sniffing coke, but the Ice Cubes got stuck in my nose !~!~!~ (humor here — so laugh)
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don’t get asked to do it again.”
“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”
“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.”-
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.
I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like you”
“Don’t talk to me, when I’m talking to myself”
“Home isn’t where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in”
“We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus”
“You can’t make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them & hope they panic & give in.”
“You shouldn’t compare yourself to others they are more screwed up than you think.”