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For you deep thinkers… part 1

 ~ Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

~ Why do we continue to press buttons on the remote when we know the batteries

are dead?

~ Why do we flip the light switch several times when it doesn’t work the first

time?

~ Why do banks charge an insufficient funds fee when they know there’s not

enough in the account to cover it?

~ Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

~ Why does someone believe you when you say there are billions and billions of

stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

~ Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

~ Who had the brilliant idea to put an “S” in LISP?

~ If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?

~ Why do people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two

hours?

~ Is there reserved parking for “normal people” at the Special Olympics? (I

know, very politically incorrect!)

~ If it is zero degrees outside today and the forecast calls for it to be twice

as cold tomorrow, what will the temperature be?

~ Do married folks really live longer than singles or does it just seem that

way?

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