~ Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
~ Why do we continue to press buttons on the remote when we know the batteries
~ Why do we flip the light switch several times when it doesn’t work the first
~ Why do banks charge an insufficient funds fee when they know there’s not
enough in the account to cover it?
~ Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
~ Why does someone believe you when you say there are billions and billions of
stars but check when you say the paint is wet?
~ Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
~ Who had the brilliant idea to put an “S” in LISP?
~ If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?
~ Why do people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two
~ Is there reserved parking for “normal people” at the Special Olympics? (I
know, very politically incorrect!)
~ If it is zero degrees outside today and the forecast calls for it to be twice
as cold tomorrow, what will the temperature be?
~ Do married folks really live longer than singles or does it just seem that