I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Atheism is a non-prohet organization.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep off the Grass.”
The soldier who survived mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran.