Some sillies for today

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

Two silk worms had a race.  They ended up in a tie.

Atheism is a non-prohet organization.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep off the Grass.”

The soldier who survived mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran.

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