and smile

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?”

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Sometimes I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

I hate it when I just miss a call by the last righ (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail.  What did you do after I didn’t answer?  Drop the phone and run away?

“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I wil lnever wash this – ever….

Well, enough, huh? Smile

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