Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
What would Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a plane?
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word list to have an “s” in it?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Enough, huh? Go do something out of the ordinary today….